i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems