I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
This is my gift to your gina
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.