i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Sex on roller skates
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up