I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Can I color on your dick again?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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