She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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