found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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