We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
