Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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