Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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