the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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