she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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