as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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