Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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