just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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