yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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