i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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