so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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