I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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