My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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