We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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