You're completely useless in the revolution.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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