what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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