Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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