i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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