I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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