Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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