erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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