I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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