HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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