I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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