Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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