i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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