dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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