Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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