Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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