You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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