He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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