do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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