Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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