so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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