soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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