He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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