Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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