My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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