3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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