Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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