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  I woke up on my floor...

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  I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...

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• (858): View more from California

  i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.

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• (650): View more from California

  I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (914): View more from New York

  does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.

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  I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach

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• (916): View more from California

  I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.

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