Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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