Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
