I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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