just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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