what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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