and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Randomize
