you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
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That's how twitter works, right?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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