Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
