All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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